I appreciate the importance of school dress codes, but some of the latest rules are just crazy.
Who knew that collar bones are the devil’s instruments?
Apparently, bra straps are too.
Leggings are distracting because they show the shape of girls’ legs – gasp – girls have legs?
I’ve never heard my 11-year-old son say “Mom, I can’t understand fractions because Sarah wore leggings.”
If he did, though, I’d knock him upside the head – figuratively speaking.
I pity the girl who got her Wonder Woman lunchbox taken away because violent characters are banned in the dress code?
Wonder Woman is a super hero, and super heroes portray violence, ergo Wonder Woman is violent.
That’s like saying cake is made with eggs, and eggs are healthy, so YAY, CAKE FOR EVERYONE!
Fact: the chick is armed with only cuffs and a lasso of truth – which I’d like to see slung around the necks of these administrators and call their bluff on the idea that boys aren’t responsible for their own actions.
I’m all for modesty for the sake of my daughter – NOT for the sake of the boy sitting across from her – you know, the one in a Mortal Combat tee.
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