I So Don’t Get Jerseylicious.

The other day, while unpacking, I turned the television on to provide some background noise to distract me from the tiresome task at hand.

I was watching the Style Network. Eventually, Jerseylicious came up on the schedule. I had never seen the show before, admittedly.

I couldn’t turn it off.

In the same way that you can’t help but slow down and look at a car accident.

Are these girls for real?

I don’t know what is more hilarious – the short skirts, the boobage, or the accessories. And don’t get me started on the “smokey eyes”.

Seriously, Tammy Faye would think that this is a bit too much eyeshadow.

So help me out here, people – am I missing something?

Is this SUPPOSED to be tongue-in-cheek, these-girls-aren’t-really-for-real?

Image credit: The Style Network

Because, really – someone owes New Jersey an apology for the stereotype.