10 reasons I know it is Monday

1. My son woke me up from a sound sleep so that I could straighten the collar on his school uniform. 6:45 am. Huh?
2. It was -7 C when I took Pea to school;
3. I went to the school wearing two mittens; I arrived home with only one. They were my dog walking mittens. It was still -7 C when we left for our walk…
4. During Macy’s walk, she ate a lot of frozen sheep poo. Frozen sheep poo is chewed, not slurped. *if you want to throw up a bit in your mouth, go ahead. I have, already.*
5. As did my puppy, when she returned home. But not in her mouth. Unfortunately.
6. My weekly weigh-in? No change.
7. I baked cupcakes for the kids, and Pea got mad that I frosted them without her. You’re welcome, kiddo.
8. I have read the same sheet of lines for our pantomime no less than 42 times today, and nothing is sticking. Just call me Ali Booboo.
9. I have a pounding headache, a hacking cough, and I’m exhausted. Did I mention that the Hubs has a business dinner tonight  (and the next two nights) and it’s bath night for the kids? Just shoot me now.
10. I’m seriously considering serving Frosties for supper.
11. and  a bonus – because I still don’t have my 2011 calendar, I accidentally wished my sister “happy birthday” on Facebook, thinking it was February 1. Yes, today is still January 31. Sorry, sissy.

The upside is that it is nearly 5pm – my day is nearly over (especially if I rush the kids to bed). And you know what?

I really like Tuesdays!